Ready or Notplayers have quickly noticed how unforgiving some missions can be. Around the middle point of the main missions is one at the Los Sueños Postal Service: that’s right, you know the one. Here’s how to complete theGreased Palmsmission in Ready or Not!
How to quickly complete the ‘Greased Palms’ mission in Ready or Not
You must complete the following objectives to clear the Greased Palms mission inReady or Notefficiently:
The first two objectives were the usual boilerplate Ready or Not tasks, but the rest were ones I had to heavily observe. Many of the targets in this move arounda lot, but you can find them in the following areas:
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Individually, none of these are hard. Butbringing order to the chaos might give players a mild aneurysm.There are about 16-18 hostiles, often carrying two guns, and their aim and non-ironic wallhax are the stuff of legend.
What are the Soft Objectives at the Los Sueños Postal Service map?
There are two Soft Objectives in Greased Palms:
The Suspected Shooter is found by following the blood trail like how you find the FISA Office. The Weapons Cache is near the large transport trucks, inside a delivery van in a wooden crate on the far end of the left exterior of the map.
Why is the Greased Palms mission so hard?
There’s no easy way around this: I find myself and players agreeing that the Greased Palms Ready or Not mission isbrokenwith its insane AI. The map features a raid on an active shooter situation in an LSPS sorting facility, and as it stands, it’s practically impossible without the player or their teammates dying.
However, afterhourson the mission, I have some observations and upon finally completing it, I have some life-saving tips for players:
Take these steps, and you’ll eventually clear this parade of frustration. Shockingly, the next few missions are abreakcompared to Greased Palms in Ready or Not.
Can you beat Greased Palms with mods?
If you want to slightly cheat, you’d have my blessing in this case, using theNo Crack for AI – Just say NOmod. This degrades the enemy AIslightlyallowing you to have a fair fight instead of being uncannily sniped the moment you enter their sights. Thankfully, using this mod doesn’t disable achievements, instead just gives a minor slap on the wrist in the score screen by labeling it an ‘unofficial’ score.
How to get S-Rank in Greased Palms
Aside from getting some god-level runs while playing Commander Mode and not dying to the ruthless cover shooter shenanigans, it’s likely best to wait until the AI is patched. Given that non-lethal runs are really the only way to get the S-Rank, you need to subdue all suspects, rescue all civilians, and complete all main and Soft objectives while recovering all guns dropped by the enemy.
Do this, and the game automatically extracts you! After beating this mission, take a break, hug a relative, and honestly, maybe a good cry. I feel like I aged rapidly from the stress of enemies warping in and ruining dozens of runs, but it gets better from here! Unless you’re a psychopath and want totry this on Ironman, in which case, buckle up.
J.R. Waugh
J.R. is a Staff Writer with Attack of the Fanboy and PC Invasion, and has been covering gaming and entertainment in the industry since 2022. Along with a B.A. in History from the University of Cincinnati, he has studied at the University of Birmingham, UK, and part of his M.A. at the University of Waterloo. You’ll find J.R. particularly at home ranting about the brilliance of Seinen gems like Berserk or Oshi no Ko, while wishing dearly for a top-tier Star Trek game.
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